Who said trail builders don't have a sense of humor?
The best way to view Upcountry South Carolina's natural rock attraction is by hiking a combination of Coldspring Branch and Bill Kimball trails in the Mountain Bridge Wilderness Area. I should note, it's a strenuous 4.6-mile loop that descends more than 1,000 feet in less than two miles.
And you know what that means. You'll be climbing every inch of those 1,000 feet in the second half of the hike. But I promise, when you stand at the base of the rock and look up, you'll be plenty impressed by this colossal boulder.
The trailhead to Coldspring Branch can be found in the south end of the Raven Cliff Falls parking lot, one mile north of Caesars Head State Park's Visitor Information Center. As soon as you set off, you'll plunge down a ravine and up again, traveling alongside U.S. 276. You'll continue ascending as you turn and head into the woods, leveling off for a bit before plunging to the bottom of another slope to meet the Bill Kimball Trail about a half-mile from the trailhead.
Take the left fork, blazed in pink, and follow the Bill Kimball Trail along a ridge. That's when things get exciting. At the crest of the ridge, the trail takes a decidedly steep turn downward. There are a few stairs and switchbacks to ease the descent. In one particularly steep section next to a large rock wall, you'll find chains you can hold onto as you continue your hike down.
About the time you think you've entered the bowels of earth, you'll start ascending and come upon a spectacular rock face. Take a look at the resilient trees that have rooted in the middle of the rock and the huge boulders that have fallen to the foot of the slope. Feel free to gawk at the rock, but save some of your awe for what's to come.
Up ahead is the big show - El Lieutenant stretched out over your left shoulder like a giant TV screen. Look up ... and up ... and up to take in just how massive this rock is. For the record, it's a 300-foot sheer cliff.
You might spot some ominous-looking birds flying above the dome. Apparently, ravens are tight with El Lieutenant and enjoy hanging out near the rock.
When you're sufficiently amazed, continue on the trail, still descending into the forest. For awhile it will be steep and rocky, and then the trail finally lets up, sloping down at a more relaxed grade.
At the intersection with the Coldspring Branch Trail, take a right - and brace yourself. It's all uphill from here, although it doesn't seem nearly as treacherous as the 1,000 -foot descent.
You'll cross Coldspring Branch, a tributary of the Middle Saluda River, numerous times as you return to the trailhead. If you're careful navigating over the rocks and logs in the water, you won't get your boots wet.
You'll hit another intersection at the Coldspring Connector. Go west, young man. (That would be right.) As you continue uphill, you'll come to the now-familiar intersection with the Bill Kimball Trail and then it's just .6 miles to the parking lot.
If you're one of those people who feels safer packing a trail map when you hike, stop by the Caesars Head Visitor Information Center and for just a few bucks pick up a handy, dandy map showing all the Mountain Bridge Wilderness trails. Happy hiking!